we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Let's paint friendship bongs
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
