I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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