why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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