ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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