Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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