just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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