last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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