I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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