At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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