My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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