If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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