dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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