I'm eating all of the evidence.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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