Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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