Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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