i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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