we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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