sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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