C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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