Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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