she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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