Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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