So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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