these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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