Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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