I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
