somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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