yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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