She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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