we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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