you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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