So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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