why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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