What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
so much tequila, so little girl.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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