I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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