hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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