Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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