I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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