is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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