There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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