i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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