I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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