Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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