Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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