we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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