I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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