Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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