remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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