if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize