I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
