I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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