I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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