conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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